Grailr LLC has CARROT Fit the iOS in the iOS App Store for FREE (regularly $4.99) for a limited time.

Make getting in shape suck so much less with CARROT’s hilariously snarky fitness app.

CARROT is a sadistic AI construct with one simple goal: to transform your flabby carcass into a Grade A specimen of the human race. She will do whatever it takes – including threatening, inspiring, ridiculing, and bribing you – to make this happen.